January 11, 2012
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KARMA
While we (Won and I) were waiting in the hotel lobby before going to the airport... (I made it in a sequential list for easy reading)
1. I saw this pretty girl with a huge ass suitcase looking bored sitting on a couch next to us.
2.This guy comes up to her like 20 minutes later and she stands up.
3. I don't know what they said but he walks away with such gusto pulling his suitcase.
4. She pouts and point to her suitcase too.
5. He laughs in a mean way, shakes his head and keeps walking away with gusto.
6. She sits her butt back down and continues to pout.
7. He turns around and sees he's in trouble so he runs back and gets in her face.
8. I don't know what else they said but he walks away again and she is following him, carrying her own stupid suitcase.I am assuming he was late and she was mad, just like how I would get. And then he says she's ridiculous, just like how Won would. Then she tries to punish him by making him carry her suitcase, just like me. But he probably told her to stop acting like a baby or else he will not buy her Chanel at the Vegas store so she begrudgingly carried her own suitcase and followed him. I imagine this is how the conversation went:
Girl: You jerk! Why are you late! I'm too pretty to wait for you! I don't want to be with you anymore!
Guy: I'm sorry.
Girl: I hate you!
Guy: Fine, I'll just go to the penthouse suit by myself. *walks away cuz he's rich and can get lots of pretty girls who don't have bad attitude like her*
Girl: Carry my shit even if I hate you
Guy: I'm not your bitch
Girl: I hate you. I'm too pretty to put up with this *sits down*
Guy: *damn! I already spent money on her plane ticket, I need to get laid tonight* If you go with me, I'll buy you Chanel purse later
Girl: Fine!Won and I looked at each other and laughed at them. I, at least, tried to hide my laughing. It seemed like such a stupid fight. But even then, don't laugh at other people's misfortune! It's KARMA!
Cuz freaking like 10 minutes later Won and I got into a big ass fight!! UGHHHHHHHHHHH! And I had to carry my own suitcase all the way to the airport and even through the airport, even though Won had already checked in his suitcase and had to hold nothing! And mine was heavy too. FML!!
P.S. hahahaha Won says it makes him sound like a jerk. Everyone will side with me!!
P.S.S. Okay fine so that morning I was acting like a bitch and Won tried really hard to make me happy and feel special again. And we were all really exhausted and just sitting around bored until it was time to go to the airport so everyone was in a bad mood. And then our fight was the last straw and that's why he made me carry my own case. See? I'm not a bad person, I write a disclaimer for you!
Comments (19)
Still should have carried it for you
Us girls gotta stick together just like the guys do!
lol
should've carried it still i agree!
My favorite line to declare "I'm too pretty to carry this by myself" in the sweetest and calmest way possible, and if he says no, then he just broke boyfriend rule #1.
lol. dialogue is hilarious
@bridgetrhee - lol..what is this boyfriend rule #1 ?
@Wang_Choe83 -
That he can't call her ugly.
haha! You didn't mention it, but the entire time I read the dialogue.. I assumed they were speaking in Mandarin. Those Shanghainese girls are so deadly!
HAHAH you crack me up
I'm stubborn in a stupid way. Meaning, if the JB made me mad I'll just walk off carrying my own gdamn suitcase even though I'll regret it right away b.c it'll be so heavy!
@CITYG1RL - Lol come to think of it. Yea.. I didn't write anything about their ethnicity. But they WERE asian. Chinese too. How you know? Hahahahha
@Mad_Wife - You'll come off as independent and can hold your own. Us non suit case carriers come off as really bitchy and princess complex
@youngvan - he knew what kind of girl you were before he started dating you so he has to deal with it...and treat you like a princess
lol hilarious
That's why I only get country girls. They're like pack-horses.
@youngvan - cause I watch too many asian drama *face palm*
LMAO!
@phantomFive - Your comment makes me literally laugh out loud every time. Cuz I'm imagining a little girl behind you in a rice field carrying all your stuff.
lol I don't really do that
I said that a long time ago
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